In this New Year, May you….
Find the beauty in simple things.
Spend time with lovely people that laugh with you and not at you.
Don’t miss a moment being busy trying to capture it. You can’t see everything going on around you thru the screen of your phone.
Get recognized for your hard work. Speak up if you must – but not too often, no one likes a braggart.
Find a moisturizer that does what it says it does. And not break the bank trying to find it.
Find 3 killer outfits that make you look freakin’ awesome, but also look like you just ‘threw it together’.
Rip one epic fart, when you are all alone and no one walks in right after.
(and while we’re on the subject) Never find yourself glued to the toilet, wondering, ‘what the hell did I eat last night?’
Quit bitching until you do something about it. I don’t care what it is, crappy roommates, need new glasses, hate your job – not one more negative word until you take the first step in changing it.
And finally, do something silly. Because, honestly, no one really cares what you do, no one thinks about anyone that much to care, and if they really find it necessary to poke fun at you for doing something you enjoy, f*ck ‘em. They probably only find joy in making fun of people, anyway, so who cares? But don’t call me if you rob a bank or something, I’m not bailing your ass out of jail for your own bad judgment.
-- Cher Lytle