In this
New Year, May you….
Find the
beauty in simple things.
Spend time
with lovely people that laugh with you and not at you.
Don’t miss a
moment being busy trying to capture it. You can’t see everything going on
around you thru the screen of your phone.
Get
recognized for your hard work. Speak up if you must – but not too often, no one
likes a braggart.
Find a
moisturizer that does what it says it does. And not break the bank trying to
find it.
Find 3
killer outfits that make you look freakin’ awesome, but also look like you just
‘threw it together’.
Rip one epic
fart, when you are all alone and no one walks in right after.
(and while
we’re on the subject) Never find yourself glued to the toilet, wondering, ‘what
the hell did I eat last night?’
Quit
bitching until you do something about it. I don’t care what it is, crappy
roommates, need new glasses, hate your job – not one more negative word until
you take the first step in changing it.
And finally,
do something silly. Because, honestly, no one really cares what you do, no one
thinks about anyone that much to care, and if they really find it
necessary to poke fun at you for doing something you enjoy, f*ck ‘em. They
probably only find joy in making fun of people, anyway, so who cares? But don’t call me if you rob a bank or
something, I’m not bailing your ass out of jail for your own bad judgment.
-- Cher Lytle
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